you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
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All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
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For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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