I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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