My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
We had to coat check the pizza.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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