do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
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Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
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I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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