WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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