I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
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You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
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I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I still have a little drunk in my system
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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