I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
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Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
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My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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