Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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