Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
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Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
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I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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