How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
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