? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
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Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
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Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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