Can Purell be used as lube?
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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