I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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