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whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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