I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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