Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
you never un-have a 4some
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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