Me. At least after what I've been through.
Heard at work: Get out of my face before I cuntpunch you so hard your granddaughters have miscarriages. I love my job.
I'm moving there. Get me hired.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
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All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
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He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
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