I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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