god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
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I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
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The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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