Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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