So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
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I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
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Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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