your room smells of hookers.
And success
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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