i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
So much Jack, so little girl.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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