Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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