id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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