I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
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So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
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If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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