You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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