Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
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is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
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Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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