I can't breathe out the right side of my face
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
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i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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