when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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