I swear she didn't look like that last week.
We need to rekindle our bromance
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
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Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
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I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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