Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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