Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
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I should be sponsored by Trojan
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
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i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
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