i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
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