One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
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that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
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Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
We have so much sex to catch up on
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
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