piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
