TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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