Quick, to the slutcave!
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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