we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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