Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
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