You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Randomize
