C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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