I only kidnapped one of them. chill
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
Randomize
