Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
