Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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