it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Less talking, more tequila
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Randomize
