he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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