yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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