If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Brb crying the tears of my youth
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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