when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
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i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
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I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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