White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
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I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
This baby is an asshole
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
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I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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