in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
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mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
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I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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