So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
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in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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