You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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