Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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