Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
We don't watch enough power rangers
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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