I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
Its about making memories worth repressing
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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