i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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